Is Suicide an Option?

Maybe you should kill yourself. What good are you, really? What have you done worth doing? What important thing are you likely to do? If you are ever going to do anything important there would have been signs of it by now.  Can you draw? Are you interested in science? Are you better than anybody else at anything? No? Well, then you are of no practical value. What the other kinds of value?

 

Are you funny? Sometimes you can improve morale, or make people temporarily happy. This is a gift, kind of like a super-power. If you find that you can make people feel good then you are important. Take an antidepressant. If you find that nobody really likes you, or even knows who you are, you might want to consider if that beam in the attic is strong enough to hold your weight.

Are you hot? If people want to have sex with you then you have appeal. Again this is another example of making people feel good. With-hold the sex and they will fantasize, thus making sex with you into a magical and wonderful experience. You can get all kinds of shit just based on the fact that people want you. You are giving somebody something to long after which is like giving them a goal, a purpose in life. This, too is like a super-power. Your average person has never known what it is to be wanted, desperately.

 

Are you abnormally stupid? This means that you will be of value to people with agendas. If you can work, you can be exploited, if you can vote, you can be manipulated, if you have working orifices you can be used for pleasure. The dumber you are the more useful you are, the way cows are useful for meat.

 

Are you prone to violence? Then, like a Pit-Bull, you can be trained to serve the state with your brutal proclivity. Most people are timid and unwilling to risk being hurt. This puts you at an advantage as well as provides you with a skill they lack.

 

Everybody else, all the mediocre people striving to prove themselves worthy by working hard at jobs they don’t particularly enjoy, who are only attractive to other people with limited options because their options are limited, who are smart enough to be fearful but not smart enough to know exactly what they should be afraid of, they need to kill themselves. You all should at least consider it.