Ok Tally Whacker will be the name of of this guest. Tally Whacker is another word of the male private parts. This story will involve Tally Whacker, Papa Mustache, and me Shane. It was just a slow easy night at the hotel. Everything for the first time was going so well, guest weren’t complaining, even co-workers seemed to be in a good mood.
Well it’s well after midnight and i couldn’t ask for a better night. I just got laid a few hours before going to work, so i was just in cloud 69. Anyways enough of my story. Tally Whacker calls down yelling at me because his room smells like smoke. I apologized and asked him if he wanted to change rooms? The man said no, after a few more minutes of hearing Mr. Tally Whacker complaining i told him, “ok’ I’m going to go ahead and send are manager on duty right over there to talk you in person.”
So i go ahead and tell Papa Mustache to go up and speak to this guest. Well Papa goes and knocks on the door, now Tally Whacker is aware that someone will go up to his room and speak with him. Tally Whacker opens the door with nothing but his tally whacker hanging out. Now what the hell man? You know someone is going up to the room to speak to you. And yet you still chose to be in your birthday suit. Come on! Have some respect. And to make matters worst Papa just looks at this man and says “Listen sir sorry but I’ll just wait out here until you put some clothes on.”
Tally Whacker just stood there in the nude waiting for Papa to just go in and tell him something. To talk to him about the smell of smoke in the room. How do you expect to be taken seriously? After all you are in the nude. This isn’t France buddy, nude and waiting for other guys to come to your room to talk to you isn’t cool.
So this is to the Losers and the male nudist, It’s not cool waiting for another man to come talk to you and nude in your room waiting for him!!
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